Almost 18 years ago was Eel #1, a big moment in Brendan's life on a bike.
Sunday, October 25, 2026
Older Eel
Friday, September 25, 2026
Had to cancel
The big scary nor'easter resulted in cancelling the big unscary MTB event. I guess year five will be next year instead. I think I actually had the most signups this year. How unfortunate.
Thursday, September 10, 2026
Tariffville Mountain Bike Extravaganza!
I saw that Charlie Beal made a blog post about his singlespeed origin story and I realized that blogs are back! No more Twitter and no more Instagram, just lots of text and comments without unending scrolling.
Monday, November 11, 2019
Eel X(treme)!
All zero of you readers probably thought that (a) the eel didn't happen or (b) I never came back.
Well, I'm here to tell you that it did and it was probably the best one since the first one.
I think the route road extremely well, so no plans to change it for next year in an meaningful way and I think the date was perfect for "fall color". Maybe I'll charge $2 and get some kind of food option. Maybe not. I got a whole year to think about it. Read more!
Tuesday, September 24, 2019
Eel eel eel eel!
Remember The Eel? I've thrown like sixty or five of them, but now I'm bringing back. Bringing it back to the level putting it on BIKEREG! https://www.bikereg.com/eel-x/
~70 miles on Oct 13 at 9am. Meet on Tunxis Road in Tariffville. Plenty of parking on the street if drive here. Up to Mass and then back to here. And, of course, it's free!
Wednesday, September 11, 2019
We did that thing!
So yeah, a few of us went for a ride this past Saturday. It was pretty long, over ten hours to finish the entire kit and caboodle, which is just fine with me. After trying to hang onto Seth slipstream for a record time in 2018, I needed a recovery year. This year, Seth went easy on us, keeping his monster pulls along the Airline trail in the low 20mph range. Thanks Seth, it's always a pleasure to witness smooth, steady power, especially when it is just slow enough that one can keep witnessing it.
Monday, September 9, 2019
Yet another Detour de CT
While we thought maybe it was the tenth annual Detour de CT, it may in fact only be the 9th. According to the historic documents, the first one was fall of 2010 (when no one died). That first was one was invitational and all since then have been public affairs.
Nevertheless, Saturday was another running of the Detour. I don't think I had ridden a hundred miles in a clip since the Detour in 2017, so I was a little nervous about survival. I had ridden down to Milford the other day and averaged 18 something MPH, which is pretty quick for a slow piece of shit like me.
Since Salem has stopped really publicizing his ride except on his blog and no one reads blogs, the number of riders has shrunk to 7. There's no a and b group anymore, and the canvas bag contingent doesn't come.
Anyway, we did not ride the whole thing, since Mohegan State Forest is now impassable. First year the entire ride was left unfinished. We did, however, ride almost the whole thing and even stop for lunch. Everyone is getting soft.
Friday, September 6, 2019
Bad tubes
As much as I try to avoid buying bike parts off of Amazon, from time to time I do. There had been a bunch of deals of tubes like 8 for $25 or something like that. That's a good deal. So I bought some road tubes. They keep failing next to the valve stem. Very frustrating. So anyway, that's my PSA.
Tomorrow is the De Tour. Hope my tubes don't fail somewhere in Mohegan State Forest.
Monday, July 1, 2019
Is it antisocial to take your bike places?
As a family-haver, sometimes I have to go things with family. Sometimes I ride my bike, sometimes we pile in the car all together, and sometimes we pile in the car and I bring a bike. Traditionally, I take a walk or something when at a family thing, because family things can make you want to stretch your legs. Now, I bring a bike and often taken it for a quick jaunt around the slightly unfamiliar neighborhood (or maybe a little further?) of in-laws. Is it any more antisocial to bring a bike than just bringing your feet?
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Friday, June 28, 2019
The giddiness of aughts blogging
Every so often I check to see if anything has happened on the beat bike blog and I'm reminded of my bygone days of riding in jeans and sweating through my tshirt under a messenger bag. The days of a blog instead of just posting a picture on Instagram or a ride on Strava was nice.
But, also not nice. You gotta wade through someone's diatribe, when you really just want to see a pretty picture or if they rode to Granville or not.
Monday, August 21, 2017
The Hartford Durty Beer Ride Series

Hartford Durty Beer Rides
Like riding bicycles off paved streets? On paved streets? On bike paths? On gravel and dirt? Like beer? Like supporting local businesses and craftmanship? The Durty Beer Ride series is calling you!
Never.A.Boring.Ride.
We leave paved streets behind as much as possible and seek out dirt, gravel, bikepaths, trees, rivers, streams and locally brewed beer! The Durty Beer Rides are a fun mix and an alternative to super fast, spandex oriented road rides and crazy technical mountain biking. We will usually begin/end in Hartford proper.
Sunday 9/10/17 Durty Beer Ride 24. Thomas Hooker Brewery. Boomfield!
Sunday 9/24/17 Durty Beer Ride 34. Still Hill Brewery. Rocky Hill.
Saturday 9/30/17 Dirty Beer Ride 60. Brewery Legitmus. New Hartford.
hint: The numbers are the approximate number of miles!
Rides will average 20-40 miles at 12-15mph on all kinds of mixed terrain. This is not a slowroll nor is it a Cat 1 race! It's somewhere awesomely in-between! All riders are riding their own ride and are solely responsible for their own safety and decisions.
Some parts of rides will be far from easy access to civilization, so please bring basic breakdown sundries and be self-responsible. Expect the likely possibility of urban traffic, suburban traffic, mud, dust, brush, downed trees, itchy plants, rain, sun, glass, thorns, unstable gravel, small gravel, large gravel, skeeters, ticks and/or rabid deer. /seriously
All bicycles and riders who are appropriately equipped and skilled for the ride are super welcomed, but please respect the basic requests and come correct! We are all friendly people and would be happy to loan you a tube or pump if needed; but please don't need one!
We're sure to have an assortment of bicycles and riders on singlespeeds, geared bikes, cyclocross bikes and mountain bikes. Please carefully read the event description for each ride as they will vary considerably. Most rides would be best done on a 'cross bike with 700x35's; though mountain bikes and other bikes could be just fine depending on the rider.
This is not a slowride, nor a spandex ride, but an adventure on two wheels in mixed terrain!
Please check out Mon Day Night Rides Key West for an idea of the spirit of this new ride in Hartford that we hope to do bi-monthly on Sundays. (and sometimes Saturdays).
Since we'll be a ways out there sometimes; please be fully self-responsible and please bring:
-helmet/spare tube/basic tools
-bicycle lock and moneys for food/drink
-water! hydrate or die!!!
-a sense of adventure Read more!
Saturday, November 19, 2016
Hyland Park Bandit Cross CANCELLED, but also reformatted
Hi Folks,
Bandit Cross was shut down by an overzealous interpretation of what it means to protect Hartford's parks.
But we'll still be riding at 2pm today from Hyland Park, heading down to my house for a backyard bike race. We've got a very rad, short course all set up. #SaveBanditCross #Don'tTreadOnMe
In the meantime, email me if you're interested in working with Minnie Gonzalez to start a cyclocross league in Hyland Park.
Justin
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Wednesday, November 9, 2016
Second postponement of The Eel
Regrettably, too much has got in the way of organizing the ride, so I'm going to push it back again to a date uncertain. No big deal. There are other bike rides in the world for you. Read more!
Wednesday, October 26, 2016
Eel postponement
Hello! I have decided to postpone the proposed Eel by a week. There are some people who can't do it the day I picked and I have a potential conflict that day, too.
So, let's switch to Nov. 13 instead. Still a Sunday, still same details. It even allows you to do a ride I heard about it in New Haven on Saturday the 12th.
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Saturday, October 1, 2016
Two great rides on the horizon
My dudettes and dudes!
I have had two great ideas for rides in the coming months.
1. The Eel's Return to the Connecticut River. It's happened before and it's happening again. 60 miles of trails up and down the CT River starting in Hartford. Same route as 2014. I'll dig up a gpx file or write a cue sheet. 9:30 a.m. start in Hartford first Sunday of November. Just like old times.
2. The Old Mountain Bike Omnium. Bring an old mountain bike and do two laps of Cowles Park (~20 miles). I'm going to work out some kind PAX-esque timing to handicap the race. Year 2000 bike gets straight time, time off for older bikes and steeper time tacked on for newer bikes. Race on a high zoot 2016 bike and get 16 minutes added to your time. Race on a 1985 Diamond Back Apex and get 7 1/2 minutes shaved off. Something like that. The goal is to favor the older bikes. I haven't quite worked the system out yet, but I think it'll be fun. Date TBD and prizes TBD. Read more!
Tuesday, September 13, 2016
River clean up again!
Tuesday, September 6, 2016
BiCi Co. is Going Strong and Now Has the BiCi Blog
Tony C is riding his bike from Hartford, CT to Minneapolis, MN under the guise of a fundraiser for BiCi Co. Really he just likes riding his bike and taking a break from the grind - but humor him (me). Here are the photos to prove it.
BiCi Co. is doing all sorts of amazing stuff, and has only been around a year. Just wait until we really find some grant funding. In the meantime (and even once we do get some grants) BiCi Co. will need support from volunteers and donors to fill in the gaps and get new programs off the ground. Don't know if you've ever worked in nonprofits, but it seems that there is a lag time between great program ideas and opportunities, and the funding to execute them. That is where individuals donors and members make the difference and provide a little bit of flexibility to do the right things for the community at the right time.
1) You should follow the new BiCi Blog. Tony C will be writing while bike touring and posting there.
2) You should become a BiCi Co. member (or renew) right now. We've even got options for five year and lifetime membership! Don't want to become a member? You can gift a membership to someone or just make a straight up donation. We'll put it to good use immediately with bike programs in Hartford. Share this with friends and cycling aficionados. Even those outside Hartford will get a lot out of a shop full of hard to find classic bike parts - AKA treasure.
3) One thing that BiCi Co. has coming up is a Traffic Skills 101 course. This comprehensive course on October 16th will school you on vehicular cycling with on-bike application and could save your life. Skip the school of hard knocks and go to the head of the pack. Register here - and don't wait. The class sells out.
4) BiCi Co. is also planning social rides from Hartford and West Hartford to Night Fall - where there will be valet bike parking. Night Fall is in its 5th year, and has had bike valet every year. They added the group bike rides to encourage attendees to try something other than a car for getting to the performance. More info here.
5) Don't Miss the September Slow Roll! - Our friends at Breakfast Lunch & Dinner have a Hartford Slow Roll Planned for September 18th. The roll leaves at 3pm from 1429 Park Street. More info here. Slow Roll has its own Facebook group now that you can follow so you don't miss the rides.
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| Hartford's First Bike Corral (temporary at BiCi Co) for our 1st Anniversary Happy Hour |
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| Celebrating Year One at BiCi Co.! |
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Tuesday, August 9, 2016
party at shad row, preceded by a connecticut river dirt road time trial 8/19 6:00 PM
course: https://www.strava.com/routes/5987227
Friday, August 19 6:00 PM
Start: 73 Great Meadow Road, Wethersfield, CT
It's an easy bike ride from most places, but if you're driving, park at the Rocky Hill Ferry parking lot where the ride finishes and ride to the start.
Lo-fi, 'pick-up' gravel time trial. Just show up. Ride like hell or ride slow. It's cool. We'll be there. It'll be fun. You will be safe and smart so we still get to have nice things.
$5 sugg'd donation to cover beer and an upgrade to this site so it doesn't say weebly and maybe we'll even get an RSS feed. Prizes for a range of categories.
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Thursday, July 14, 2016
new site for hartford rides -- wrong way slaughter
Part of what I'm after with this site is providing a web presence for the incredible riding Hartford has to offer so that new folks moving to the city don't think they have to join a cycling club in the far flung suburbs to ride a bike or drive hours to get to the woods. It's all right here. Please add wrong way slaughter to your feedly, blogroll, etc. More routes and media to come.
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Friday, June 10, 2016
Mixed terrain from Hartford to Middletown
It is impossible for me to ride through the Wethersfield and Rocky Hill meadows without a shit-eating grin on my face. Each time I find myself on these gorgeous, narrow, dirt and gravel roads right next to the Connecticut river, just a few miles from my house in the South End, I kind of can't believe how nice it is to be there.
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| Rocky Hill Meadows road |
I ride these roads to the Rocky Hill Ferry a lot, particularly in the summer months. The ferry is fun in its own right, and the roads on the Glastonbury side immediately adjacent to the river are incredibly nice. Tryon Road runs between the Connecticut and Balf Bluffs Open Space--a narrow road with little traffic and a river view is the stuff that dreams are made of.
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| Tryon Road along the Connecticut River in Glastonbury. |
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| Woodchoppers Rd. |
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| Connecticut River from the Arrigoni Bridge in Middletown. |
Sunday, May 22, 2016
An Open Letter to Mayor Bronin and City Council: Isn't it time for 20mph streets and Vision Zero in Hartford?
The amount of shattered glass and car wreckage on the streets of the City of Hartford is back up again. It seems to happen every year at this time. 'Tis the season for raging through the city, a practice seemingly shared by everyone in Hartford, including suburbanites driving the streets. Speed is always a factor on Hartford streets, as anyone who lives here can attest.
Car crashes happen all the time, we read about them in the paper or hear about them on the news, but usually we fail to link them and recognize a trend. In fact, we're trained to think about them as unfortunate, disconnected "accidents." If a person is involved in a crash crash or killed in one, it's merely bad luck and we're quite slow to place blame. The penalties for injuring or killing someone with a car are notoriously light.
This spring has been a bloody one on Hartford's roads and in its cars. Here are just a few of the lowlights from this year:
On March 25th of this year multiple people were killed in two separate crashes on the same night. This past Christmas Day, 2015, Luis Fajardo was killed in a grisly multi-car crash on Hamilton Street near Pope Park West.
On May 8th, Luis A. Maldonado was struck and killed by a car at the quiet intersection of Preston and Campfield Streets in the South End. Apparently he was changing a tire on his car in the early AM. The motorist that hit him ran and left him to die in the street.
Driving home from work this afternoon (5/22/16), I saw the aftermath of a daytime crash that sent at least one person to the hospital at Hillside and Flatbush in the Behind the Rocks neighborhood. In 2011, a 10-year old girl was killed after being struck on her bike near this area of Flatbush.
Other cities around the country are starting to wake up to the carnage and treat road violence and the injuries and deaths it causes like the public health issue that it is.
These cities, which include NYC, are starting to question the supposition that road injuries and deaths are a fact of life and something we cannot avoid. The goal of the Vision Zero programs these cities are implementing is the elimination of all traffic injuries and fatalities. This may seem like an impossible goal, but how can doing nothing continue to be possible? They seek to achieve this through new infrastructure, education, and in many cases lowering city street speed limits to 20mph. Cars traveling more than 20mph are much more likely to kill a person that they strike than if they are traveling 20mph or less.
In Hartford our streets are populated, social, and exciting. Why should we default to treating dense, narrow pathways for all people--whether in cars, on bikes, or on foot or wheelchair--as speedways for cars alone? At any public meeting in Hartford the conversation is often dominated by the risks posed by illegal ATVs and dirt bikes. These vehicles are a nuisance and are dangerous. However, it is peculiar that we ignore the risks and very real carnage caused by the much more ubiquitous operation of standard cars and trucks on our streets.
Gun violence is a big problem in our city. Drug overdoses and drug-related violence are big problems too. But so is road violence, and we need to stop thinking of it as just part of the cost of doing business and living our everyday lives. If we can have a shot spotter system, why can't we step up speed traps and move toward enforced, lower speed limits on all of our roadways?
This summer would be a perfect time for Mayor Bronin and the City Council to get serious about a Vision Zero program to reduce the destruction and violence on our roads.
As we continue to improve our roads and make them safer with better infrastructure for pedestrians and cyclists (along Bushnell Park, on Zion Street, on Albany Ave to name just a few) we have to make sure we address the bigger cultural hurdles as well--driver behavior and driving culture. As long as Hartford's streets continue to feel unsafe and lawless our city's growth and reputation will continue to be held back.
The Mayor's Office and the Council should work with our police department, with DPW, and with nonprofits in the City and State that work to improve the health and safety of residents to implement a program to reduce the carnage on our streets now. We shouldn't have to wait any longer for something so basic.
- Justin Eichenlaub, South West
eichenlaub@gmail.com
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Wednesday, May 18, 2016
Hartford to Portland in four photos
The farm roads out to Ellington were gorgeous this early in the AM.
On the bridge into Portland. 236 miles in 24 hours. No sleep, lots of food.
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