Monday, September 29, 2008

World in Crisis: Electoral Edition

Just below this post, Brendan speculates (more cogently than he gives himself credit for) on how the impending financial apocalypse will trickle down to the two-wheeled set. Naturally, everything that happens will depend, at least to a certain degree, on whom we elect as our next president. The winner of the election has been a matter of considerable speculation of late, and I am glad to say the need for conjecture is over. Just remember the old slogan, "As goes the sale of candidate-specific coffee cups at the 7-11 on Prospect and Park, so goes the nation," then feast your eyes on the following irrefutable photographic proof of Barack Obama's coming victory:


2 comments:

OpusOne said...

Crap...there's an election!!?? Why aren't they talking about this on the news?

Well, I see no cups for Bob Barr or Ralph Nader, so I assume it's a toss up.

Brendan said...

they're so popular that the cups are already used up.