Not thankful for

When I was riding with Dario the other day, I looked down at my bike and noticed that two chainring bolts were missing and the remaining three were super loose. I am not thankful for loose chainring bolts or their disappearance. There had been some creaking and checked the crank bolts. It appears I checked the wrong ones.

Anyway, do you think we should do an Eel-esque ride next weekend?