As you may know, NORAD tracks Santa. I was watching their video of Santa flying and was surprised to see him take off from a small island that was entirely surrounded by water. Santa lives at the North Pole, isn't that supposed to be frozen in the winter? (or all year) I emailed them with my concerns and all I got was this:
Thank you for emailing NORAD.
All of us here at NORAD are programming our satellites, calibrating
our radar systems, testing our Santa Cams, and flying training
missions in our jet fighters in preparation for Santa's 2008 flight.
Unfortunately, that leaves us little time to answer emails personally.
Please email us again on December 24th when a NORAD Santa Tracker will
be available to respond.
Happy tracking!
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Warm Regards,
The NORAD Tracks Santa Team
This is even more distressing! Everyone at NORAD is getting ready to track Santa? Our skies aren't safe!
Indeed. The Northwest Passage is now navigable by commercial ships, so it probably is an island up there now.
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