Tuesday, January 17, 2012
Red lights
Saturday, January 14, 2012
Hipster Ponies with Beards?
Brendan and I headed out for a mixed media ride on Saturday. Starting out down Main Street East Hartford, some a-hole driving a Porche Cayenne (am I restating the obvious?) laid on the horn a couple of times before revving by and taking a fast right onto Riverside Drive. I'm guessing it's because he never learned how to change lanes to pass. We spent the next mile discussing the best way to communicate with courteous drivers while wearing ski mittens or bulky black gloves at night - fist shaking and the facetious parade wave.
The temp was just around freezing with a good hard freeze last night. With the heavy rain this week, there was a sloppy mix of hard frozen mud, just barely frozen mud, and not at all frozen mud. The ride headed south on the east side of the river, through the Glastonbury Meadows with an attempt to get all the way to Portland fairgrounds, but unfortunately the water was up - and we found oodles of mud - backtracked to Old Maids Lane and were roundly insulted by the digital speed detector.
Then turned up Isinglass to Meshomasic State Forest for some speedy dirt roads. Brendan pulled off a spectacular endo trying to clear a downed tree. Seems he WAY over lifted the rear wheel due to concern with jamming his big ring into the rather sizable tree. Whatever caused it, I enjoyed watching the topple. Had several over bar bike dismounts of my own when attempting to roll some ridiculous tree falls. Hey, why not try? Maybe someday I'll get better and they'll look less ridiculous.
On Coldbrook Road, one of the most fucking bucolic streets around, we found these odd little ponies with beards. Left when one starting eating the other's shit. Shit eating bearded ponies.
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For Rough Rides (that should not be)
When you nail a pothole that should have been fixed five years ago and wonder who to complain to (besides your friends and at The Beat Bike Blog) about the rim you just bent, there are now several options.
- The Connecticut Department of Transportation is sponsoring a website which allows users to submit data about both bike accidents/crashes and unsafe biking conditions. The accident form is for any type of bicycle crash, whether or not a motorized vehicle was involved. The latter form allows users to provide the DOT with suggestions for how the situation can be improved.
- SeeClickFix provides its users with the capacity for uploading photos of the issue in question. These concerns are published so that others in the community can view them, thus making a visible record of concerns. If an issue is reported on a particular topic or in a specific area, different entities are automatically notified. For items reported in Hartford, the 311 Call Center for non-emergency city services is contacted. Publicly documenting concerns is a way to cut through bureaucratic bullshit, or at least to prove that something requiring action has been reported on and consequently ignored by the City, State, or private entities responsible for fixing the problem.
- Calling 311 is a third option from Monday-Friday, 8-5. There is a map showing 311 open/closed cases, currently available online. It has been yanked from the City website in the past without explanation. A case number is assigned so that you can follow up.
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Friday, January 13, 2012
The Much Anticipated Bike Move
Time to show what you're made of Hartford. I've decided that the market is down enough, and rents conversely high enough, to double down on a condo in the illustrious South Green neighborhood.
Since the ex cleaned me out in the divorce, and I'm short on heavy furniture (cept for one challenging sleeper sofa), I gamely propose a 'Bike Move'. The bike culture starved Connecticutian may need an explanation of the concept. Basically, I'm going to attempt to move all my worldly belongings approximately 5 miles from East Hartford to downtown Hartford. To do this I need help. Lots of it. Why, you ask? Don't ask why, just come out and help me with something ridiculous.
Move date set for Saturday, February 4th. We'll start bright and early at 8am for those that want breakfast and coffee. Time to BS and survey the task at hand, then a bit of packing and securing, followed by en mass departure at around 9am. Depending on numbers and how much we drop, might come back for a second trip. Stick around, and I'll order a bunch of pizzas.
Bring your trailers and biggest panniers. For those lacking cargo capabilty, I'll have some bags of clothes that could fit in a backpack. We'll also benefit from spotters and corkers.
More info will be forthcoming. Wish me luck with closing and getting the utilities turned on. Let me know if you're in so I can get an approximate count for breakfast.

Wednesday, January 11, 2012
Downtown
Saturday, January 7, 2012
It's January? Riding in a t-shirt.
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Bike job
Want a job involving a bike, but don't want to work in a bike shop or be a courier? Be executive director of Bike Walk CT. See the press release:
Bike Walk CT Seeks Full-Time Executive Director
Bike Walk Connecticut, a 501 (c) (3) organization working for a bicycle- and pedestrian-friendly Connecticut, is accepting applications for a full-time Executive Director who will work from its office in Hartford, Connecticut. Become part of this growing organization and help it achieve its potential as Connecticut's premier statewide bike/walk advocacy and education organization. The Executive Director is responsible for managing the overall affairs of Bike Walk Connecticut including the implementation of Board-approved projects, programs, policies, and procedures in fulfillment of its mission and strategic plan.
Details will be are posted at http://www.bikewalkct.org/resources/news-items/executive-director-2011/, or you can e-mail EDsearch@bikewalkct.org for information and job description.
The above picture was taken when I threw a picnic for the 30th anniversary of Carl Andre's Stone Field Sculpture. It is entirely unrelated to riding a bike. Read more!
Friday, January 6, 2012
Racing
I like the Hockanum River. Its watershed has a website and I just realized that it also hosts a canoe and kayak race in April. I don't know much about canoe and kayak racing, but it sounds like a lot of fun and I have access to a canoe. Anybody want to race with me?
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Tuesday, January 3, 2012
New Year's Day 2
Anyway, enough apologizing. Why don't I ride here more often? It's great. I used to drive out to Nepaug occasionally a few years ago, but most of the trails there are for people who like to spend all their time jumping off things or driving ATVs. This is all twisty, narrow and complicated. I wish the maps were slightly better because I wanted to ride further, but instead sent myself back towards my car. Despite not riding as far south as I would have liked, I still got a solid 2 1/2 hours in. Anyway, I'm going to go back despite all the car guilt. Too bad I don't know anyone who lives over there.
These pictures kinda suck, but when I'm having a good time I guess that I just don't want to pull over and take a picture. Read more!
Sunday, January 1, 2012
Denouement
I bought a folding saw last week, because I want to become beloved for my trail maintenance. I started clearing the trail that runs through Goodwin Park for practice. The next day, Dario proposed that we go fix the trail from the Bissel Bridge to Loomis. It sounded like a good idea, so we set off along river, passed the dump, cross the train tracks and headed for the newly paved thing in Windsor. Surprisingly, we had the misfortune of doing this in view of an Amtrak cop. He stopped us, but didn't write tickets. I've ridden through there dozens of times, but I guess you're not supposed to. Interestingly, he didn't ask about my bag of saws.
I also went for a ride with Tony and found this cabin.
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Friday, December 30, 2011
I needed a reminder.
Sunday, December 25, 2011
Negativity
The world makes little sense to me. But, a nice Christmas Eve (and Hanukkah) bike ride to Berlin Bike and back through Watrous Park (the best place to ride a bike in America), the meadows, etc makes things seem much more positive.
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Thursday, December 22, 2011
Tuesday, December 20, 2011
Hooker Boots and ATV's - My New Neighborhood
Nothing says welcome to Hartford like a hastily abandoned pair of white hooker boots (size 11!) and an ATV on the sidewalk. This morning I rode down to my soon to be home on Alden Street for the mortgage appraisal (fingers crossed) and found these unexpected bonuses while walking around the block. The boots were right across the street on Alden and the ATV further down on Congress. A call to the Hartford Police Department resulted in a personal call from the South Green community officer and an impounded ATV. My respect for the HPD just ticked up a notch. My respect for the barefoot (possibly trans) hooker is through the roof.
On a bicycling note, I finally timed my commute from P&W in East Hartford to the condo on Alden. 20 minutes with a stiff headwind, on the Huffy. A bit more than my current 8 minute commute, but totally reasonable. The Huffy might fall down in the rotation to a backup bike, replaced by something a bit more sprightly - perhaps that SS Schwinn I just built? Read more!
Courant hears us out
Tony & Ken's ghost bikes have received a big response (in a somber way) and the Courant wrote a thoughtful editorial about it. See it here. The Courant has always been pretty supportive of cycling, unlike its commenters.
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Wednesday, December 14, 2011
Bike Walk Connecticut's Annual Dinner at CCSU
The ride from Hartford to New Britain for the annual Bike Walk Connecticut dinner could have been worse.
But, it could have been much easier.
According to James P. Redeker, the Commissioner of the Connecticut Department of Transportation, the route will soon be easier. Part of the oft maligned* New Britain-Hartford Busway will include a bike path, allowing cyclists to make this very trek without wondering when the shoulder is going to suddenly drop off or which driver is going to back out of his driveway without checking his rearview mirror first. Though this will not be completed overnight, having a reduced risk route between these two cities increases job options for many, including myself.
The New Britain-Hartford Busway development was not the only change Redeker mentioned in his keynote address at the Bike Walk Connecticut Annual Dinner. His Powerpoint showed improvements and proposed changes to infrastructure statewide, from closing gaps in bike trails to installing bicycle racks at train stations. He noted how resistant Metro-North has been to bike racks on trains, even when others were willing to foot the bill.
He said that sometimes a bit of public embarrassment is just the ticket to getting others to do the right thing.
For years, the CT DOT has had a reputation for dismissing the needs of cyclists and pedestrians outright. Redeker's speech Tuesday evening intended to assure the public that the DOT has begun to move in a new (or very retro) direction by supporting the need of all residents to safely move from place-to-place.Professor and author, Mary Collins, in her welcome speech, spoke of the importance of movement and how our youth yearn for it. She is the award-winning author of American Idle: A Journey through our Sedentary Culture.
When she had her own students at Central Connecticut State University consider movement in our culture, it became clear to her that gaming and virtual reality could not replace the need that many have for moving around outdoors, whether that happens on a frozen lake or on a basketball court.
Ray Rauth, the first chair of the CT Bicycle and Pedestrian Advisory Board, was the recipient of the President's Award.Supporters, particularly those who were silent auction winners, left the event in high spirits, maybe energized by Redeker's urging for advocates to remain in touch with him and stay on the DOT to continue making more people- and earth-friendly decisions about our state's infrastructure.

Again, as with last year's fundraiser, very few people rode. Though there was rain last time, the weather was ideal for riding last night: clear and crisp.
One can only speculate the reasons for this-- no time after work? Fair enough. Afraid of riding at night? Be more visible. Uneasy with riding in an area that is not exactly bicycle friendly? Good point. Too far? There were plenty of folk in attendance who live within ten miles.
If bicycle and pedestrian advocates are not willing to ride to their own events, what hope is there for getting others on board?
*I suspect that much of the Busway hate is mainly not because it involves a bus instead of a train, but because of the deep fear off all things urban. What would happen when Hard Hittin' and Hartford are linked up more easily? There goes the neighborhood!
Monday, December 12, 2011
Eat Bike Walk
Like to eat? Like to advocate about your feet? Tomorrow evening has both those things happening at the same time in the same place.
See:
CT DOT Commissioner James Redeker to Keynote Bike Walk Connecticut Annual Dinner Event, TUESDAY, December 13.More info if you want to enjoy yourself not as a member of the press? See bikewalkct.org
“I can’t give a complete answer that question because I have to save my fire power for delivery at Bike Walk CT’s Annual Dinner next week,” said the Commissioner at the recent CT League of Conservation Voters Environmental Summit in response to an audience question about CTDOT’s commitment to bicycle and pedestrian transportation. This annual event that includes a dinner, awards, and a silent auction is taking place at Central CT State University, Memorial Hall, Constitution Room. Members of the media are invited to attend the speaking program that gets underway at 7:45 and concludes by 8:30 pm. For more info, please contact Georgette Yaindl at 808-224-0219. Ride On.
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Sunday, December 11, 2011
Chill
My torts professors, Prof. Chill, had advice for exams, which I have next week. Actually, it's Sunday, so now it's this week. His advice was to get lots of sleep and exercise. I though that was excellent advice and adhered to it closely this weekend.
On Friday, I took the quasi-singlespeed thing out into the woods. At present, it's a fixed/free rear end with one brake. The free is 32:16, to get to the trail slowly, and the fixed is 32:19, as to ride awkwardly and slowly through the woods. Upon arrival in the woods, I ran into Jeff of Central Wheel and another guy I've run into in the past with Jeff whose name I don't know. They rode away when I stopped to change gears, whereupon I realized that I had left my wrench in the basement (very zen). So, I decided to ride my over geared, single braked thing into the woods, which is where I broke my chain on the first climb. I had thought maybe this chain wasn't the best choice, since it had frozen solid with rust since the last time I rode this bike last winter. However, I'd spent considerable time, degreaser, WD-40 and chain lube trying to make it work again. And, when it snapped it was looking quite clean and moved freely. So, I walked back to the bike shop, borrowed a wrench and put the new chain on. Undeterred, I rode around in the woods for awhile overgeared and without my full stopping capabilities. It was fun.
On Saturday, the Silk City Cyclocross salvage edition happened. It was great. It was extra great that after the Halloween snowoctoberolopyse canceled it, the Expo Wheelpersons still put it on. The course was difficult, weird and very economical in its use of space. I can't recommend it highly enough for next year. Lots of off camber stuff, which just makes any race great. I even took some pictures of the 1's. See! Also, for finishing fifth, I get to take three people to a hockey game in Hartford with me. Excellent quid pro quo. That's a lawyer term about eating squid.
This means that I'm assured all F's and I'll have even more time to ride my bike in the Spring. Read more!
Sunday, December 4, 2011
Hike a Bike - I fell in a creek.
Dario and I headed north along the riverfront trails, when we could find the trails underneath all the felled trees. Lots of opportunities for trying to roll over trees, and some interesting tree piles. Dario was a witness to lots of entertaining tip overs and tangles, the most humorous being a dip in the creek by Loomis-Chafee. More time off bike than on and we did our part to clear some segments. Recommend a group ride with saws to do a bunch more clearing.
Found some excellent graffiti along the train tracks under I-91.
After the hike-a-bike we grabbed some coffee at Jo-Jo's and then I scooted over to Food Not Bombs to help cook. Another full day. Glad I'm moving to downtown Hartford.






Thursday, December 1, 2011
Trailered a F'ing Couch - Really.
So, I did two things today. First, I went under contract on a foreclosed condo in downtown Hartford. Second, and more importantly, I trailered a fucking couch. While walking the neighborhood in East Hartford, I spotted what appeared to be a serviceable couch about a mile from home. Having an empty condo in my near future, a couch would be nice. I'll put it next to my lazy boy, and I can have friends sit on it.
Normally couches are light things, mostly air and some cushions. I figured it would be an awkward but reasonable thing to trailer home, so I headed back out with my trusty flatbed topped with a 40 gallon Rubbermaid. My plan nearly ended when I pulled off the cushions and found ----- a sleeper sofa. No! Those suckers are heavy. Even with two folks carrying the ends the sleeper will tend to flop open and cause massive cursing during a move. I put a call in to a nearby friend with a truck. No answer. Time to make a bad decision. Do it anyway.
First load was the cushions and the mattress, which I figured would lighten things up for the Big Show. You can see that even the cushions were a silly sight at 10PM rolling through the suburbs. Loading the heavy, sloppy sleeper was a challenge with just one person. After lifting one end onto the Rubbermaid, I pushed and pulled the couch until it was precariously balanced atop the bin. The couch was perpendicular to the bike, and therefore to the street. To be safe I attached a blinky light on one of the aft bungees, crossed myself, and wobbled down the street.
The couch was perched on the back rack of the Huffy and the Rubbermaid bin, and this resulted in a very light front end that had to be countered with a firm forward lean. The lean on the rack also made for some unpredictable wobbling and a very limited turning radius. Proceeding home at 4-5mph I had a rough start due to the unexpected width and drunken swerves, taking out a couple of brush piles and trash cans. I had to ride right out in the middle of the lane and take up the whole thing to avoid clipping signs and mailboxes. There were many passing cars, and I was surprised to hear not one cat call or "What the hell are you doing?" They were shocked speechless. On the one small downhill I rode the brakes, maybe reaching 10mph. Just as I made it home, the couch was starting to cheat to the right and threatening a catastrophic tilt over.
Perhaps it was a bad decision, but I did it anyway and I can say that I trailered a fucking couch. A sleeper sofa. I think I'll borrow a truck when I move it to the condo, unless Chris Brown will lend me his big trailer... Read more!
Monday, November 28, 2011
Balancing what I like with what I don't
I still have no idea why I got involved in this, but I'm nearing the final throes of my first semester of law school. The New York Times keeps telling me I'm a moron for going to this kind of school and I tend to agree with them. At the onset, I had the feeling I'd be able to ride my bike more. I was wrong. There are laws about this and laws about that. So many of them. I'm really only interested in laws about mountain biking, so maybe I should have got an LLM in mountain biking law.
There were some 'cross races, in which I did poorly, because I'm getting fat and don't maintain bicycles.
But, the big news lately is that I finally I figured out how to get to King Philip's cave. Only took a boy of the Farmington Valley 22 years.
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